Roles:


Romeo: George
Juliet: Dima
Tybalt: Kai
Mercutio: Claire
Gregory: Helen
Lady Capulet: Catherine C.
Sampson: Supissara
Abraham: Zora
Friar: Judy
Nurse: Simon
Paris: Karlo
Benny: Andrew
Servant: John
Prince: Jaden
Camera : Winnie + Judy
Editing: Vanessa + Mimi
Costume/Makeup/Coordination: Nora + Natasa + Claire + Catherine L.
WALL : DAVID
Extra : The rest = Iris

Before everything else:

Gregory: Hmm, look at that Montague. I'm going to kill him.
Abraham: I'm in if you're down.
[Flips the bird]
Sampson: HOW DARE YOU. YOU WANNA FIGHT?

[They fight]

[Enter Benvolio]

Benvolio: Dudes, what the hell? Stahp.

[Enter Tybalt]

Tybalt: Don't get your panties in a twist.

[They fight]

[Enter Prince]

Prince: IF YOU GUYS FIGHT AGAIN I WILL HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE.


Scene 1

[Enter Lady Capulet and the Nurse]

Lady Capulet: Get Juliet for me, will you?
Nurse: Sure thing. JULIET!
[From far away] Juliet: WHAT? I'M PLAYING FLAPPY BIRD.
Nurse: Come here! Your mother would like to see you!
Juliet: OKAY.

[Enter Juliet]

Juliet: What? I just got to 235 in Flappy Bird.
Lady Capulet: Guess what?
Juliet: What?

[Enter servant]

Servant: The party is starting, ma'am.
Lady Capulet: Nice timing. We shall come down then. That means you, Juliet.
Juliet: Yeah, I know.

[Exeunt]

Scene 2


[Enter Romeo, Mercutio and Benvolio at the Capulets' party]

Mercutio: ROMEO! Come and dance.
Romeo: Dude, I'm not in the mood right now... Rosal-
Benvolio: [Shoves Romeo] LET'S GO, ROMMY. WHOO!
Romeo: ... Rommy?

[Enter Juliet, looking all pretty and stuff]

Romeo: Whoa.

[Runs up to Juliet]

Romeo: Hey there.
Juliet: Hi. [Internally screaming]
Romeo: [Insert cheesy pickup line]
Juliet: That's hot.

[They make out passionately]

Nurse: JULIET!
Juliet: Oh crap, gotta go. BYEEE~

[Exit]

Romeo: Wait a second. Did I just make out with Capulet's daughter Juliet? ADHGDHSFJFHA
I must find her and... yeah.

[Exit]

Scene 3


[Enter Romeo, in Juliet's back yard]

Romeo: I'm pretty sure this is her room...

[Enter Juliet]

Romeo: [Internally screaming] But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Juliet: That dude I made out with at the party was so hot. Nurse said he was a Montague though... [sighs] O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? I would renounce my cursed name to be with you.
Romeo: I hope I don't scare the crap out of her when I- [To Juliet] Hi!
Juliet: ADHKFL;jshkhdsfh, what are you doing here?
Romeo: Idk, I just, like, wanted to say hi.
Juliet: Oh Romeo, I wish I weren't a Capulet. Why did it have to be you?
Romeo: Perhaps it's fate.
Juliet: I will give up my name to be with you. Romeo, let's get married.
Romeo: Married? When?
Juliet: As soon as possible. Tomorrow, even.
Romeo: Anything for you, my love.
Nurse: [From within] JULIET, GET YOUR BUTT IN BED.
Juliet: Dammit, I gotta go. A thousand times good night! [Exit]
Romeo: MEET ME AT NINE AM TOMORROW!

[Exeunt]

Scene 4


[Enter Friar Lawrence, Romeo, Juliet, and Mercutio]

Friar: supporting friend of Romeo
Romeo + Juliet: YAY, WE'RE DATING~

[Enter Tybalt]

Tybalt: What's going on here? Cousin, did you just marry a Montague?
Juliet: Yes I did.
Mercutio: You wanna fight?
Tybalt: Don't get your panties in a twist.

[They fight, Mercutio dies]

Romeo: MERCUTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[He punches Tybalt in the face and the latter dies]

Juliet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Enter Prince]

Prince: Jeez, Romeo. I'll be nice and banish you to Mantua. [Exit]

Romeo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Exeunt]

Scene 5


[Enter Juliet and Friar Lawrence]

Juliet: I'm being forced to marry Count Paris. Help me, Friar.
Friar: Hmm. Okay, drink this potion the night before your wedding. It'll make you look like you're dead, but you'll wake up a couple hours later. However, you'll be in your family's tomb, so if you survive that Romeo and I will get you. I'll send him a letter with the details.
Juliet: Thank you so much, Friar.

[Exeunt]

Scene 6


[Enter Romeo]

Romeo: There's a plague going on in the other town... I wonder how this messenger made it.

[Reads letter]

Romeo: JULIET IS DEAD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Exit]


Scene 7


[Enter Romeo, in Juliet's tomb]

Romeo: Oh, Juliet. I can't live if I lose you. [Drinks poison, kisses Juliet's dead body] Farewell, my love! [Dies]
Juliet: [Wakes up] *yawns* HOLY CRAP, ROMEO! Oh, Romeo! I can't live if I lose you. [Pulls out his dagger and stabs herself with it] Farewell, my love! [Dies]



And that is the story of Romeo and Juliet.